Some people fall off horses. All the music I need in the world is your laughter.

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There is never a dull moment when youre around me.

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Since the day I met you, my life has never been the same.





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I cant stop thinking about you.

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Are you a sock-on-the-floor kinda girl?

Good morning.



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Most women LOVE clothes. I seem to have lost my phone number.

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I cant take my eyes off you.

What does your room look like?

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You make my life more musical, and I am a musician. Never laugh at my choices because you happen to be one of them.

I always want to crash at your place.

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He's currently assembling his cabinet.

My day starts and ends with you, not the sun. I am the luckiest person in the world because I have you.

Why couldnt the broken telephone propose to its girlfriend?

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I have the whole day ahead of us, what do you want to do today?

8. Here are a few of the most offensive, eye-roll-inducing things we all need to stop saying.

5. We can chat with our friends, have a quick video call with family members, and even share our opinions with complete strangers online.

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A bold faced attempt at striking up a conversation. Do you have any roommates?

2. Stage 4: Share our experience with other. Maybe there is a reason youve 2. 3. Most women LOVE clothes. I seem to have lost my phone number. Say, did we go to different schools together?

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You make my life more musical, and I am a musician.

There is never a dull moment when youre around me.

It never gave her a ring. ; ; ; ;

I always want to crash at your place.

I had a dream about you last night, then remembered youre mine.

via: Unsplash / alexandra lammerink 7. *PC police breaks down door*.

#1 The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden.

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Too bad it kills all its students. 5. My karma just ran over my dogma. 6.

Cringy as hell but at least your intention is a little bit better.


I love you, Good night.



Good morning.

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This one is so bad you just have to laugh at it.

*PC police breaks down door*.

There is never a dull moment when youre around me.



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2 #2 My dad died when we couldnt remember his blood type. 14.

Never laugh at my choices because you happen to be one of them.

Irreverent and honest, this one pickup line will get you a laugh when you deliver it right.

*looks over shoulder*.

You arent. Say, did we go to different schools together? If so do you get along? Here are some sweet things to say to your girlfriend to make her cry. We can chat with our friends, have a quick video call with family members, and even share our opinions with complete strangers online.

I said No to drugs, but they wouldnt listen. 2. If, at first, you dont succeed, destroy the evidence that you tried. 3. Eat kale, stay fit, die anyway. 4. Time is the best teacher of all.

I love you, Good night.

What does your room look like? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Just visit any clothes shop and see how the womens department spans two floors, while the men share a floor with the children. Here are a few of the most offensive, eye-roll-inducing things we all need to stop saying.

#1 The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden. Scientists around the world have figured the cause of global warming.

I love you more than pepperoni pizza.

6. Irreverent and honest, this one pickup line will get you a laugh when you deliver it right.

I am the luckiest person in the world because I have you. *checks room for cameras*.

Why couldnt the broken telephone propose to its girlfriend? 6. Web35 Cringy Text Messages That Hurt To Read Ieva Gailit and Mindaugas Baliauskas With the digital world at our fingertips, getting in touch with someone has never been easier. You arent.



Some people fall off horses.



Still, I say avoid it.

I always want to crash at your place. You ground me. Scientists around the world have figured the cause of global warming.

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

Here are some sweet things to say to your girlfriend to make her cry. via: Unsplash / alexandra lammerink 7.



Just visit any clothes shop and see how the womens department spans two floors, while the men share a floor with the children.

Well, its smooth, but logically, it makes no sense.

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My love, the night is a magical time when all hidden desires come true. Are you a sock-on-the-floor kinda girl?

My day starts and ends with you, not the sun.



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You're my dream girl. 3. Why couldnt the broken telephone propose to its girlfriend? You'll always be my girl. This one is so bad you just have to laugh at it.

I love you more than pepperoni pizza. I guess that's proof dreams do come true.

Do you have any roommates?

Surprises often bring joy or excitement, and for some people, even emotionally pleasant news can be cognitively intense.

Prepare a life vest because I might drown you with my overflowing love.

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You!

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4. 59 Really Funny Things To Say To A Girl (Over Text or IRL) 1. 5.



From asking about Harry Style's reading list to poking fun at your bedroom decorations, here are 35 silly texts to send your crush. Well, its smooth, but logically, it makes no sense.

It never gave her a ring.

*looks over shoulder*.

What does your room look like?

2 #2 My dad died when we couldnt remember his blood type. Can I have yours? Do you have any roommates?

WebEvery time Im with you, my time seems to stop. A bold faced attempt at striking up a conversation.

What will you do with someone elses number if youve lost yours?

This is sometimes funny, but people usually use some variation of saying they dont have feelings as a cop out of being emotionally mature or understanding personal responsibility.

In her, you find perfection in typical moments of imperfection.

2. I tried rearranging the alphabet, but for some reason, U and I would never separate.

It wont work as yours.

*checks room for cameras*.



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If women were boogers, I'd pick you first. I had a dream about you last night, then remembered youre mine.

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Stage 4: Share our experience with other.

Say, did we go to different schools together?

Since the day I met you, my life has never been the same.

Prepare a life vest because I might drown you with my overflowing love. I had a dream about you last night, then remembered youre mine.

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I will always be here for you, my sweetheart. WebAlso, it would be real friendly of you to share this galore of laughs with your friends, dont you think? Jokes aside, most girls legit love fashion.

I seem to have lost my phone number.



Maybe there is a reason youve 2. Scientists around the world have figured the cause of global warming.

1. Are you a parking ticket? Just visit any clothes shop and see how the womens department spans two floors, while the men share a floor with the children. Can I have yours?

Some people fall off horses. It wont work as yours.

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I hope



I am the luckiest person in the world because I have you.

This is sometimes funny, but people usually use some variation of saying they dont have feelings as a cop out of being emotionally mature or understanding personal responsibility. WebAlso, it would be real friendly of you to share this galore of laughs with your friends, dont you think?

Few things are as universal as the experience of having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day, so if your partner's really going through it, chances are they'll appreciate a little check-in.

#1 The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden. Jokes aside, most girls legit love fashion. Cringy as hell but at least your intention is a little bit better. 6.

I will always be here for you, my sweetheart.

I have the whole day ahead of us, what do you want to do today?

Fashion. 14.

Good morning.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

What will you do with someone elses number if youve lost yours?

This one is so bad you just have to laugh at it. Well, its smooth, but logically, it makes no sense.

I love making you laugh. We can chat with our friends, have a quick video call with family members, and even share our opinions with complete strangers online.

2.

You ground me.

I think I have a heart attack every time I am with you.

(Stage 1: Freeze.) If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

You ground me.

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5 things you can say to a girl about her house: These are great lines for finding out if you have similar values around the way you live. I tried rearranging the alphabet, but for some reason, U and I would never separate. You'll always be my girl. This is sometimes funny, but people usually use some variation of saying they dont have feelings as a cop out of being emotionally mature or understanding personal responsibility.

I cant take my eyes off you. Few things are as universal as the experience of having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day, so if your partner's really going through it, chances are they'll appreciate a little check-in.

In her, you find perfection in typical moments of imperfection.

I will always be here for you, my sweetheart. WebEvery time Im with you, my time seems to stop. Here are some sweet things to say to your girlfriend to make her cry.

Fashion.

What do I have in common with Internet Explorer? 8.

Surprises often bring joy or excitement, and for some people, even emotionally pleasant news can be cognitively intense.

pacificdom Report 37 points POST I bet it's called Hevklodr. Some fall from chairs.



6. 1. Im dead inside. No.

Some fall from chairs.

I love you more than pepperoni pizza. I love making you laugh.

Going out with you is an adventure I want to do every day.



Are you a parking ticket?

(Stage 1: Freeze.)

You're my dream girl.

A T Rex told his girlfriend, I love you this much! as he stretched out his arms.



If so do you get along?

8.

My love, the night is a magical time when all hidden desires come true. You make my life more musical, and I am a musician. Too bad it kills all its students. 5. My karma just ran over my dogma. 6.

You!

via: Unsplash / alexandra lammerink 7. Still, I say avoid it. You arent. I cant stop thinking about you.

My day starts and ends with you, not the sun.

If so do you get along? WebEvery time Im with you, my time seems to stop. 2. He's currently assembling his cabinet. (Stage 1: Freeze.)

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1. Im dead inside. No.

Going out with you is an adventure I want to do every day. I hope

Are you a sock-on-the-floor kinda girl?

I have the whole day ahead of us, what do you want to do today? Never laugh at my choices because you happen to be one of them. If women were boogers, I'd pick you first. Here are a few of the most offensive, eye-roll-inducing things we all need to stop saying. 8.

Still, I say avoid it.

All the music I need in the world is your laughter.

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A T Rex told his girlfriend, I love you this much! as he stretched out his arms. What object makes your place feel most like home?

I love making you laugh.

Cringy as hell but at least your intention is a little bit better.

*looks over shoulder*.

Its not a pen.

Too bad it kills all its students. 5. My karma just ran over my dogma. 6.

A T Rex told his girlfriend, I love you this much! as he stretched out his arms. All the music I need in the world is your laughter. Surprises often bring joy or excitement, and for some people, even emotionally pleasant news can be cognitively intense.

1. Im dead inside. No.





Your love and sweet smile have been a motivation to me. What do I have in common with Internet Explorer? From asking about Harry Style's reading list to poking fun at your bedroom decorations, here are 35 silly texts to send your crush.

1.

Prepare a life vest because I might drown you with my overflowing love.



Going out with you is an adventure I want to do every day.

Irreverent and honest, this one pickup line will get you a laugh when you deliver it right. A bold faced attempt at striking up a conversation.

I hope *PC police breaks down door*.



Are you a parking ticket?



4. Jokes aside, most girls legit love fashion. Its not a pen.

I cant take my eyes off you.

Fashion. Since the day I met you, my life has never been the same.

I cant stop thinking about you. 59 Really Funny Things To Say To A Girl (Over Text or IRL) 1. You're my dream girl.

In her, you find perfection in typical moments of imperfection.

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Your love and sweet smile have been a motivation to me.

Most women LOVE clothes.

I have concluded that my life will never be the same with you in it.

I said No to drugs, but they wouldnt listen. 2. If, at first, you dont succeed, destroy the evidence that you tried. 3. Eat kale, stay fit, die anyway. 4. Time is the best teacher of all. I think I have a heart attack every time I am with you. Its not a pen.

Your love and sweet smile have been a motivation to me.

3. WebAlso, it would be real friendly of you to share this galore of laughs with your friends, dont you think? Maybe there is a reason youve 2.



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What object makes your place feel most like home?

I said No to drugs, but they wouldnt listen. 2. If, at first, you dont succeed, destroy the evidence that you tried. 3. Eat kale, stay fit, die anyway. 4. Time is the best teacher of all.

What will you do with someone elses number if youve lost yours?

I love you, Good night. WebThe worst thing a guy can do to a girl is to make her fall for him with no intentions of catching her. Unknown Tears are words from the heart that cant be spoken. Unknown Love hurts more than hate. Unknown You can only push a girl away for so long until she walks out of your life on her own. Unknown

4. What object makes your place feel most like home?

. You'll always be my girl.

5 things you can say to a girl about her house: These are great lines for finding out if you have similar values around the way you live.

I think I have a heart attack every time I am with you.

1.

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*checks room for cameras*.

I have concluded that my life will never be the same with you in it.

I tried rearranging the alphabet, but for some reason, U and I would never separate.

2.

WebThe worst thing a guy can do to a girl is to make her fall for him with no intentions of catching her. Unknown Tears are words from the heart that cant be spoken. Unknown Love hurts more than hate. Unknown You can only push a girl away for so long until she walks out of your life on her own. Unknown Can I have yours?

You!

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